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Nigel Farage has told mothers not to breastfeed their babies in an "ostentatious" manner. Whatever that means. The Ukip leader also said if mums must feed their children in public, they should do it out of the way "in the corner".
For those struggling to comply with Farage's breastfeeding rules, Twitter went to work setting the parameters of what "ostentatious" breastfeeding would involve.