So this has apparently happened...
Yes, that is indeed a gloriously inked recreation of Ukip leader Nigel Farage.
What's more is it is potentially unfinished - Kerrie might adorn it further with a quote.
Here are some suggestions...
"It's amazing how ideas start out, isn't it?"
"It's a European Union of economic failure, of mass unemployment and of low growth."
"I have invested the best part of my adult political life in helping to try to build up this movement and I am far from perfect but I do think I am able, through the media, to deliver a good, simple, understandable message."
Maybe stick to the flag idea...