A generation of ageist bores has declared that once you’ve got your bus pass (and several decades before that) you really need to rein in your style.
A poll of 2,000 Brits by retiresavvy.co.uk found that the majority of young people believe there is an upper age limit on tattoos, trainers and basically anything that counts as remotely fun.
But these pensioners aren’t willing to be bossed about by the younger generation, instead they’re looking cooler than most people do in their twenties.