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It's Shrove Tuesday! A wonderful day when we meaninglessly attempt to make pancakes, give up, then pop to Sainsbury's to see if they've got any of the disastrously underwhelming pre-made ones left.
It's almost like we've forgotten the real reason behind this yearly celebration - posting jokes on Twitter! Here's a selection of some of the funniest #PancakeDayjokes we could find:
Or, if these don't take your fancy, go with the reliable old clichés: calling everyone "tossers", saying "flipping heck" and telling everyone that pancake day "really créped up on you".