Ah, the velour tracksuit. Previously, anyone who was anyone had one. Then it somehow became a self-referential Hallowe'en outfit of choice amongst such luminaries as Nicole Richie looking to pay homage to Jennifer Lopez.
But apparently Paris Hilton is still wearing them non-ironically to visit her hairdresser in West Hollywood. Can you even do that?
She seems to think so.
Also, there's not a chance this deserves its own gallery so here are some blonde hair inspirations instead. Lovely.