Pat Robertson, the high profile if slightly unhinged evangelical preacher who attributed the 9/11 attacks to God’s wrath for feminism, abortion and, of course, homosexuality, took to the airwaves on Monday morning to argue against… a low–carb diet.
That’s right – eating chicken and broccoli is not only bad for your health, it also "violates the principles that God set down". But Robertson’s culinary advice didn’t stop there, with the 83-year-old informing watchers of the 700 Cub that proceeds from halal food is used to fund terrorist groups, including the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas.
We await Robertson’s pronouncement on a box of KFC hot wings with a side of mash…