We love Alesha. We really do. She has a fantastic laugh, fantastic legs, and gives good interview.
We are at pains to point out the positives and that this is not about her as a person because we are about to comment on the dress she wore to the Britain's Got Talent press launch at London's BFI Imax earlier today (22 March).
Photo: PA
Our friend, Ash over at Huffington Post plumped for a Britney video mashup come to life in his description - "it's part Toxic air hostess, part Me Against The Music bondage-officewear".
We're more in the "OH GOD, IT'S LIKE IF A WINDOWS DESKTOP BACKGROUND SET UP AN INTERN SYSTEM. WITH ILLUSION PANELLING." camp.
Please vote with your own opinions in our handy dandy poll: