Sand sculpting is understandably tricky and it can be difficult for a novice to make anything even slightly good - but KMTV's Morning Blend host Mike DiGiacomo was very unlucky in his first attempt.
Live on TV at 9:53am, he and an expert attempted to build a turret but the *ahem* erection ended up looking a little bit like a penis.
Then, as if that wasn't bad enough, he didn't notice until he put two giant sand domes at the base.
Really, Mike??