OK, OK - we don't know for certain that our assertion in the headline is absolutely true. But if you watch this video of billionaire Jerry Jones at a recent Dallas Cowboys match (he owns the team, in case you're wondering), you'll see that he certainly appears to have a rather suave-looking man clean his spectacles for him, rather than do it himself.
Whatever next? Does the man do other stuff, too, like handing Jerry a hankie whenever he needs to blow his nose (and then discreetly disposing of any bogeys)?
And if you're in the market for some more amusing YouTube clips, perhaps we can interest you in our latest round-up of funny viral videos...