On Christmas Day, strange things happen – things you’d never do at any other point throughout the year.
You gorge quadruple the amount you usually would. You start drinking booze at ridiculous o’clock. You wear a new outfit that you’ve bought especially for the occasion, even though you’re not going to leave the house.
Get the picture? Here’s a list of things it’s (somehow) totally acceptable to do on Christmas day...
Get up super early and act like a child.
Don a totally hideous Christmas jumper.
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Drink booze before 10am.
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Text the entirety of your phone book the same message.
Listen to the cheesiest Christmas songs on repeat.
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Eat a lifetime’s supply of chocolate. Before breakfast.
Cook a gazillion sides to go with your turkey.
Put bacon with EVERYTHING.
Set fire to dessert.
Eat until you can’t stand.
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Compare food babies with friends.
Laugh at your own cracker jokes.
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Have multiple naps.
Watch back-to-back Christmas films.
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Get overly competitive at board games.
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Play charades. And fail miserably.
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