ASSOCIATED PRESS
Former prime minister Tony Blair has finally realised nobody likes him or values his political opinion, after several years of everyone completely ignoring everything he says.
Having given Gordon Brown his backing and warned the Labour Party against electing Jeremy Corbyn, Blair has finally realised that nobody cares what he thinks and the British public will regularly go out of their way to do the exact opposite.
Speaking to a group of disinterested journalists, the former PM urged the British public to "back Donald Trump, vote to leave the EU and definitely scrutinise the minor details of the war in Iraq".