It's transfer deadline day once again and the football rumour mills are in overdrive.
We've already had Ed Woodward's trolling of Real Madrid but there's plenty more afoot.
Just the simple act of dining out with a female is enough to send people into a frenzy...
For some even Heathrow Airport chipped in with banter...
Everyone freaked out over how much Manchester United were willing to pay for 19-year-old Anthony Martial...
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Then this happened...
Oh and this...
And this would be interesting...
And obviously there was time to reminisce