Tulisa Wants A Man With Bigger Balls Than Her Own (Her Words)

Tulisa Talks A Load Of Balls
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Tulisa Contostavlos might be young, free and single but if you fancy your chances with the X Factor judge then you better grow a pair.

Well, a pair bigger than hers at the very least.

Yep, she's been talking balls. Literally.

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Tulisa. Big balls not pictured.

In an interview with the official X Factor website, the singer chats about the kind of guys she goes for.

"I want a man who has a massive pair of balls," she said. "Not physically but mentally. He needs to have bigger balls than me without feeling the need to prove that he has bigger balls.

That's a lot of balls.

"[And] he needs to be funny," she continued. "I don't want a guy who offends easily."

Got that? Oh and don't call her a bunny boiler, either.

"There were stories doing the rounds that implied I was 'needy' in relationships," she added.

"To suggest I'm a bunny boiler was really insulting as I'm the total opposite. Where boys are concerned, it's usually the other way round."

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So errrm, form an orderly queue lads. Go on, don't be scared (she won't think you are, honest).

Oh.