Introduce yourself to Ann Wagner, Missouri's second district Representative. She sits in Congress, and apparently eats her own bogies.
The congresswoman was seemingly caught in the act during a live broadcast on Fox2Now, although we can't verify claims she was digging for gold and eating the evidence.
Here's a Vine so you can watch it over and over again, and decide for yourself:
If she did indeed chomp down on a nose nugget, it's probably be the most disgusting political event caught on camera since Blaydon MP David Anderson ate his own ear wax in parliament.