What Valentine’s Day Is Like After Marriage, As Told In 26 Tweets

As a married person on Valentine’s Day, you can forget about the roses, decadent dinners, and strawberries and Champagne. Because the truth is: February 14 is never all it’s cracked up to be.

Whether you’re the kind of spouse who secretly cares about Valentine’s Day (even though you totally pretend you don’t) or truly couldn’t care less, these tweets will hit close to home.