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Viagra worth £6,000 has been stolen from the Ministry of Defence, we learned on Tuesday morning.
The revelation, prompted by a Parliamentary question, has led to plenty of wisecracks about hardened criminals and forces standing for attention.
But why was it there in the first place?
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The MoD said Sildenafil (Viagra) was used by the Forces as an altitude sickness remedy.
It sent HuffPost UK an explanation, saying the drug relieved the symptoms of high-altitude pulmonary oedema.
Bit of an anti-climax.