Instead of having to shut the laptop as quickly as humanly possible, the newest concept in sex technology ensures you’ll be wearing a gas mask when your relative finds you completely immersed in smut.
The OhRoma device not only promises to deliver on visuals and sounds, but simultaneously infuses the air with up to three different scents all at once so you feel like you’re really there.
And in case you’re wondering what sort of erotic smells those would be (although we’re pretty sure you have a good idea) there are as many as 30 different ones to choose from.
They can’t all be sweaty balls.
Camsoda, who have launched the device, says that they can be anything from body odour, to your favourite fragrances, ‘panties’ and other ‘private parts’.
You can even have ‘human breath’ which might do something to reassure you this isn’t the loneliest use of your time ever.
In case you’re actually interested in how this will work, the OhRoma operates as a separate device to your VR headset, requiring you to attach your chosen cartridge to the hardware.
It even pairs with Bluetooth on your smartphone, to ensure maximum potential embarrassment when someone inevitably notices the app.
The cartridges are retailing at $10 a time, and the device itself (in which you insert the cartridges) is $70.
If this is 2017, we’re not sure we like it.