Kesha's 'Dirty Love' music video is just too much for us to deal with. It's January, we're feeling fragile and now the candy-haired singer is thrusting her crotch in our face, while claiming: "Champagne tastes like piss to me." Nice.
Team that with bum-less kickers, exploding cupcakes, the F word and LOTS of shouting and you've got yourself a contender for the most annoying music vid of 2014... We're not sure even Miley Cyrus could beat this.