Stan Collymore
There's only one thing worse than a journalist. That's a smug journalist. Yet despite the high level of self-regard that is commonplace within the industry, some of the self-satisfied tweets emanating from Brazil from this week are coming perilously close to a red card, as sports reporters send “updates” from the four-week off-site that is the 2014 World Cup.
Here is a compilation of some of the most self-congratulatory and conceited offerings hitting the web from Rio: