Adam Lee-Potter

I've worked for the Sun, the Daily Mail and the Sunday Mirror.

I've written for the Independent, the Sunday Times, the Observer, Scotland on Sunday, the South China Morning Post and the Melbourne Age.

I have walked to the North Pole, been hospitalised by a paedophile's dog and been sued, unsuccessfully, by Heather Mills.

I have been shot at in the Middle East and stoned in Northern Ireland. I've bribed my way into a Balinese jail and put a fake bomb on an aeroplane at Heathrow.

I've been arrested twice.

I've interviewed Dannii Minogue in a bikini - her, not me - Bernard Manning in his underpants and John Fowles in a nightie.

Worse, I've seen Paul Daniels naked.