Alan Muir

Journalist, writer, occasional stand-up - full-time Charlie Brown. Still trying to puzzle out life and being happy after more than four decades wandering the earth.
The search goes on while I thieve moments from the void and try to avoid falling in.
I specialise in awkward encounters and once appeared on The Chase where I was memorably denounced as "the world's oldest baby" by Twitter.
Married with two kids and a Westie who barks at people wearing hats.
Perhaps not raging at the machine 24/7 anymore, but still pretty narked at it. Check out my bloggerisations at https://caobs.wordpress.com/