Comedy

"Rules are rules". A medical exemption from Covid vaccination rules to play in the Open was not good enough for border guards.
"Always nice to be able to help one of those failed states you hear about on the news."
“Is he going to a wedding or an opera?” one torn Twitter user asked in order to make a fair decision.
From a six-year-old's handwritten homework raising some eyebrows to a drum solo Phil Collins would be proud of, these are the tweets we've been loving.
The Brexiteer-in-chief left little to the imagination.
"The Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking."
But heath secretary Matt Hancock's 'dockyard cop' could be better still.
WARNING: Contains nipples and scenes of the apocalypse.