17 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Absurdity Of Student Life

"I had one nap and now I'm five weeks behind on uni work."

1. Scurvy is a legitimate worry.

I just realised the only veg I've eaten in about two weeks was a piece of lettuce in my burger at Nandos #UniLife

— Cameron (@CamRel_10) October 25, 2016

2. Seminar preparation? What seminar preparation?

Professor: Any questions about this?
Me: ya what the fuck?#unilife

— Yentl Reynders (@yentlreynders) October 25, 2016

3. Tiredness is the ultimate enemy.

Literally had one nap & I'm suddenly 5 weeks behind...again. #UniLife #Cry

— Stephen McCullough (@Stephen__McC) October 25, 2016

4. When you realise living away from home means you have to do your own cleaning.

Walking into the kitchen #unilife https://t.co/Bs7PWb2QZ7

— Kū (@keyurp97) October 30, 2016

5. Don’t worry, it’s not like I have a 9am lecture or anything.

res: people walking down the halls at 3:30am blaring music on a Thursday as they walk around drunk alone #unilife

— jordan (@jo_pierce3) November 4, 2016

6. Nutella has hazelnuts in it - that’s kind of healthy, right?

When all 3 of the toasters in your house don't work so you have to use the grill because Nutella on toast is a staple meal #StudentProblems

— Helena Thornton (@_HelenaJane) October 25, 2016

7. I probably shouldn’t have bought all those shots the other night.

I hope all of my friends are happy with a firm handshake for Christmas this year, that's all I can afford #StudentProblems

— EmilyPayne (@emilypayne1001) October 25, 2016

8. Hypothermia isn’t that bad.

We can now officially see our breaths INSIDE of the house because it's so cold. Still refusing to put on the heating. #studentlife

— Emily Elmore (@emilyjelmore) November 4, 2016

9. At least you made it to the library.

Sitting in the library hoping I will find some sort of motivation to start my dissertation #unilife

— Kate'# (@katieemariiee) October 25, 2016

10. Real talk.

Strangest thing about Uni is knowing whether to ask if u can go to the WC or just get up and go. #unilife

— Chris Pav (@PavelicChris) November 4, 2016

11. There’s a special place in hell for whoever came up with Harvard referencing.

Referencing is slowly killing me painfully! (Letting out loud screams in my head!) #studentlife #Students #unilife #university

— Amelia Lloyd (@AmeliaLloyd98) November 4, 2016

12. Who says you don’t gain any practical skills at university?

When you can't afford to have the heating on so you have to use a foil blanket to stay warm #StudentProblems pic.twitter.com/91bOVmHw1E

— Chelsea Hobbs (@ChelseaHobbsx) November 3, 2016

13. Gotta tighten your belt somehow.

alex just tried to steal two toilet rolls from my house without my mam seeing #studentlife

— Courtney (@courtneyj098) October 25, 2016

14. Cooking is hard, okay?

when almost every day is a #worldpastaday for me haha #studentlife pic.twitter.com/vQoZewElfr

— Elina Kiriazi (@elinek_93) October 25, 2016

15. I always get my five a day. Coffees that is.

Had to make a whole carafe of coffee just to get me through studying. #studentproblems

— Marisa Stoffel (@marisa_leeanne) October 24, 2016

16. You know exactly who I mean.

Snakes don't hiss... #studentproblems pic.twitter.com/7X67lsz6gp

— University Cribs (@Universitycribs) October 24, 2016

17. Planning is the key to success.

It's 2 AM and I'm going to have to sleep in my clothes for tomorrow so I can sleep for 5 more minutes.#StudentProblems

— Sporty Spice (@EACoaching) October 24, 2016
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