17 Tweets For Parents Who Both Love And Hate Kids' Sports Season

Sorry you just remembered that you were supposed to put your kid's sports uniform in the dryer last night.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 19, 2016

What I love most about my kids being in sports is how an active lifestyle is their norm and also how I never know whether we'll be eating dinner at 3:45pm or a quarter to midnight.

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) February 6, 2018

First soccer game of the season. In the glorious tradition of all sports movies, the other team is huge and well organized, like an army.

— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) September 9, 2017

Playing team sports is a great way for kids to experience getting yelled at outside of the home

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) October 10, 2015

Sign your kids up for sports so that they can get exercise, and drive-thru for dinner.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 6, 2016

I'm not built to watch my kids participate in sports. 😩

— Jennifer Borget (@JenniferBorget) April 3, 2017

Kids talk about how excited they are for sports until 7:30 AM on Saturday and you are dragging their ass out of bed and into soccer cleats.

— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) September 17, 2016

Why didn't anyone tell me that most of being a parent is searching for missing pieces of sports uniforms/equipment?

— Amorak Huey (@amorak) April 9, 2018

Do you like the feeling of never being home & living out of your car?

Then having kids involved in sports is for you.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 26, 2014

Waiting for my son to change into clothes for after school sports is the new waiting in car line

— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) September 11, 2017

The best part of peewee sports is having to remember all the kids' and parents' names.

Maybe I mixed up the best part with the worst part.

— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) October 15, 2016

When did sports become about whose turn it is to bring snacks?

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 20, 2015

There should be a service where you can rent parents to go see your kids play sports in your place.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 20, 2018

Let's get overly excited & sign our kids up for sports then hope & pray for rain so they will cancel every practice and game for the season.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) June 9, 2015

Spring Sports nights means asking the kids questions like "Would you like to shove dinner down your throat before practice or before bed."

— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) March 31, 2016

When choosing a sport for your child, always consider the availability of indoor plumbing before deciding where to invest your money.

— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 26, 2015

Ahhh, the communal little league batting helmet. Or as I call it, the ultimate head lice dispersal system.

— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) April 21, 2015