19 Foods We've Been Eating All Wrong, According To Stock Photos

And this whole time we thought we were supposed to use our mouths.

Step 1: Boil noodles. Step 2: pour them all over the table. Step 3: Enjoy.

First you fry the egg, then you plaster it to your face. You're welcome.

Most people don't realize this, but you can't really taste the chicken unless you make an "O" face.

There's no need to de-scale or de-bone your fish, just slowly lower into your throat!

Your Thanksgiving will never be the same after you try wearing your turkey as a headpiece.

First, melt it down. Then, pour it all over your head. What happens next is totally up to you!

You truly haven't lived until you've eaten your raspberries off of your own fingers, one by one.

This girl knows what's up.

Bun-first is clearly the way to go.

DID YOU KNOW? All bananas are also phones.

Many people foolishly believe that gravy is a condiment. As this guy demonstrates, it's actually a main course.

Look at those perfect grill marks!

Mmm, mmm, mmm! Tasty.

Also goes well with a nice Chianti.

We know what you're thinking: why haven't I thought of this?!?!?

You can almost hear how tasty this is.

Look, we know you're probably hesitant to decapitate yourself in the name of food, but it really brings out the taste of the cabbage. Fedora optional.

You've probably been cutting your wood into tiny pieces your whole life. Stop wasting your time and just bite right in!