20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (Aug. 6-12)

"My husband is out of town, but don’t worry, my kid has standing in front of the kitchen drawers covered."

Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, formerly known as Twitter, continue to find humour in the minutiae of wedded life.

Every week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets on the platform. Read on for 20 relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement.

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