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21 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (July 27-Aug. 2)

"Hey (with the intention of using you to get to your dog)"
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Reporter, HuffPost

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Woof — it’s been a long week.

If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.

We Shih Tzu not.

Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter X (yes, Elon Musk is apparently fur real) to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.

(And if you want more, no need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)

I feel worse when the vet lectures me for what I feed my cats than I do when the dentist lectures me for how I floss

— 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 🍁 (@BrickMahoney) July 31, 2024

Best flight ever. 🐕🦺 pic.twitter.com/5OSnJork4D

— The Beach From Florida (@BeachFrmFL) July 31, 2024

will never understand how people can use someone having cats as an insult like ohhh noooo there are small adorable fluffy creatures crawling around my house who love me and want to sleep on my head every night🤨

— bug girl (@buggirl) July 30, 2024

does anyone else look at pics of their cat when it was a small kitten and cry their eyes out even though hes still alive and in the same room ur in or am i just drunk pic.twitter.com/ApTnsrOF3g

— lala 🦠 (@ecto_fun) July 27, 2024

Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is. pic.twitter.com/xO3QwptudH

— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) July 31, 2024

Dolly Parton gifts $500 to every kid who graduates high school in her home county in Appalachia. She did this while having 2 cats and 0 children. pic.twitter.com/YbbIydwFdx

— Shima Oliaee (@ShimaOliaee) July 27, 2024

People don’t let their pets on their furniture. Meanwhile, my dog is the executor of my will.

— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) July 29, 2024

This dog was spotted being the epitome of workplace professionalism and radiation safety. And we are grateful for her tireless work. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/WjfvLsJJww

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) July 29, 2024

Olive Garden breadsticks are white people catnip

— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) August 1, 2024

Mine mansterpeace, mine lifes works pic.twitter.com/EnNmALxOUB

— teddy (@acatnamedteddy) July 27, 2024

That’s not a cat.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/KE81islBUd

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 1, 2024

Me: [turning into a werewolf] don’t be afraid I just want milkbones and belly scratches

— Adam’s Absent (@YSylon) August 1, 2024

Can a dog’s reflexes be same as a Cat’s 🤪
pic.twitter.com/VoCzddyi6g

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) August 1, 2024

Hey (with the intention of using you to get to your dog)

— Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) August 1, 2024

*gets kissed for the first time*... um i would like another one please pic.twitter.com/0wSB3RjJA1

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) July 31, 2024

Schrodinger: The cat is in the box, but it also isn't.

Schrodinger's roommate: should I get the fucking kitty litter or not?

— Destry (@DestryBrod) August 1, 2024

pic.twitter.com/rWc0pMAsoO

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) July 31, 2024

when you introduce two friends because you thought they’d really get along and then get kind of annoyed when they do pic.twitter.com/i3V6VCehbv

— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) August 2, 2024

4D chess level trolling pic.twitter.com/ZVPDFtnsN4

— Mark Greene (@RemakingManhood) July 27, 2024

Yusuf Dikec is a cat person! pic.twitter.com/fIiYmfBBJC

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) August 2, 2024

I was like gorl that rope too damn low, then OH 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/MBdt8ifQsW

— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) August 1, 2024
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