The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

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Woof — it’s been a long week.

If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.

We Shih Tzu not.

Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter X (yes, Elon Musk is apparently fur real) to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.

(And if you want more, no need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)

Reached into a pocket of my diaper bag only to find a handful of cat food. When asked about this, my 5 year old said, “in case we see some cats”
— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) January 3, 2024

GF got me a treat that sounds like a name the staff would write on a cat’s pen in an animal shelter. pic.twitter.com/X7cB8ul6sR
— mr. “just joined a new forum” (@Papapishu) January 2, 2024

I wonder who is having more fun.. The cat or the window cleaner?? pic.twitter.com/ABmyRehw5a
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) January 3, 2024

[before pugs were invented]
i wish i could love a loaf of bread that has difficultly breathing.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) January 3, 2024

looked up from my screen and saw this. cant make this up. pic.twitter.com/mrFxdgODgi
— natbalda (@natbalda) January 2, 2024

They bought a dog for the little girl so that she would spend less time on the internet. 😂😂pic.twitter.com/1n97m81Ja8
— The Best (@ThebestFigen) January 4, 2024

the shop i bought a bong from just sent an email offering a coupon on new glass if your cat breaks it as long as you send them both a photo of your cat and the damage done. they add your cat to the kitty clink section on their website lolol pic.twitter.com/12MGGZWRT8
— taylr (@taylr) January 4, 2024

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— Tweets of Cats (@TweetsOfCats) January 4, 2024

last night i was walking frankie and she started sniffing the air rly intently so i let her follow the trail cause i was like omg what if it’s a missing person?? we could save them!!! but no, it was a grilled cheese sandwich in a bush 😔
— maya ✡︎ (@mayaisfiya) December 31, 2023

Priorities..🐶😅 pic.twitter.com/uNUygUI0PH
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) January 4, 2024

You know who has zero New Year’s Resolutions to keep? Cats. Because they don’t make them. Because there’s literally nothing they could possibly improve. Obviously.
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) January 2, 2024

just one more walk bro. i promise bro just one more walk and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more walk. please just one more. one more walk and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just give me one more walk i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more walk t pic.twitter.com/EA1JfphdSv
— skooks (@skooookum) January 1, 2024

Dog: MY BOWL IS EMPTY

Me: You *just* ate

Dog: I SEE NO EVIDENCE OF THAT
— Matty (@bestestname) January 3, 2024

looking to adopt and it seems like i have my choice of the four horsemen of the apocalypse pic.twitter.com/qzrsTqggKK
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) December 27, 2023

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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) January 4, 2024

A game that's like Operation except you have to feed your cats without getting wet food on your hands
— Dr Mikel Delgado, PhD. Cat Behavior Consultant (@mikel_maria) December 30, 2023

my dad is cat sitting for me while I’m out of town pic.twitter.com/JUpVPaaFde
— it’s just meera (@meeracleshappen) January 1, 2024

it's really unfair that my dog and me can't sit down and share a cup of joe
— trash jones (@jzux) January 3, 2024

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— place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt) January 1, 2024

Ok cats, we are going to get every cat to get into one big pile and purr so no one gets scared of the fireworks tonight
— The Cat Senate ⬅️⬆️ (@TheCatSenate) December 31, 2023