Hate Christmas And All Things Merry? This Advent Calendar Is For You

Bah humbug! πŸ™„

If the thought of Christmas makes you want to punch a wall, listen up.

You can now ease the pain that accompanies repetitive Christmas music, busy shops and those unsightly festive jumpers with an anti-advent calendar.

Prezzybox is selling the woe-filled calendar for Β£27.99, and while the price might make you want to weep some more, there is the promise of a daily β€˜misfortune cookie’ filled with grim jokes and black humour.

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Behind each window (there are 24 of them, FYI) there’s an individually-wrapped vegan black wheat pastry cookie containing a note that will undoubtedly make you snigger.

The calendar itself is black, of course, with sorrowful illustrations that wouldn’t look out of place in β€˜The Nightmare Before Christmas’ (we’re talking reindeer skeletons, melted snowmen and skulls - so many skulls).

So if you’ve got nothing better to do in the lead up to Christmas, why not chuck Β£30 at this calendar, unleash your inner Scrooge and be done with it?

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