Drag Race UK: Alan Carr's Pithy Putdowns Are Everyone's Favourite Thing About The Show

Never mind the queens, the comic was the absolute stand-out star of the first episode.
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It’s no exaggeration to say that RuPaul’s Drag Race fans were gagged when the UK version debuted on Thursday night, but there was one aspect in particular that they loved the most – step forward, Alan Carr.

The comedian was praised for delivering the stand-out moment of the first episode, when he served up a monologue about one queen’s poor runway performance.

Now, if you haven’t watched the episode yet, consider this your spoiler warning.

Alan Carr on Drag Race UK
Alan Carr on Drag Race UK
BBC

When the contestants were tasked with coming up with a runway look that showed why they were the Queen of their hometown, Gothy Kendoll’s efforts didn’t exactly impress the panel.

After painting her face like a tiger to represent her hometown of Leicester, she put on a less-than-enthusiastic strut down the catwalk, before letting out the meekest of roars.

As the judges debated which queens should subsequently be in the bottom two and lip-sync for their lives, Alan delivered a cutting but hilarious verdict on Gothy.

Gothy Kendoll on Drag Race UK
Gothy Kendoll on Drag Race UK
BBC

“In that first outfit as the tiger, she looks like an estate agent that’s gone to Regents Park Zoo and said, ‘Can you face-paint my face for 50p?’. And then she’s gone back into work and gone, ‘What do you think girls?’,” he said, before letting out a pathetic growl.

His comments had RuPaul, Michelle Visage and guest judge Andrew Garfield in stitches, while everyone at home hailed it as the moment of the night...

Best line of the week from Alan Carr. Gothy Kendall face painted estate agent #DragRaceUK pic.twitter.com/21jzeCxh67

— Thomas Soo (@thomascsoo) October 3, 2019

'She looked like an estate agent that's gone to Regents Park Zoo and said could you paint my face for 50p and then she's gone back into work and gone what do you think girls? Grrrr.'@AlanCarr was born to be on #DragRaceUK and I can't. stop. laughing. pic.twitter.com/6XvbBkU9k1

— SHANE (@shane_reaction_) October 3, 2019

Alan Carr’s critique of Gothy as “an Estate Agent at Regents Park Zoo” just made me spit my crisps out 😂😭 #DragRaceUK

— 🐝-List At Capital (@BListAtCapital) October 3, 2019

Best moments:
1. Alan Carr’s Regents Park monologue
2. TOTAL SLAG
3. Michelle Visage’s nose faux pas; Alan Carr’s face therein
4. Kim Woodburn
5. The stamp look#DragRaceUK

— Shaun Kitchener (@ShaunKitchener) October 3, 2019

@AlanCarr read of Gothy Kendoll as a ‘estate agent with 50p facepaint on’ had me SCREAMING! 😂😂 #DragRaceUK pic.twitter.com/kAfrAtMJPg

— Sam Riding (@samriding04) October 3, 2019

alan carr...took me on a full journey with that description of gothy's look #dragraceuk

— xavier 🍊 (@ruejulesforever) October 3, 2019

Alan Carr’s comment about Gothy being an Estate Agent on her lunch break who got her face painted honestly made me cry with laughter. I’ve not laughed that hard at Drag Race in years!!!!

— Yusuf 🏳️🌈 (@colouroffensive) October 3, 2019

Alan Carr’s DRAG of Gothy Kendoll hahahahaha #DragRaceUK pic.twitter.com/8XPFtKDRta

— Pete Burns’ Confiscated Coat (@harrisonjbrock) October 3, 2019

Alan Carr + Drag Race = PERFECT TELEVISION. I was laughing out loud at everything he said 😂😂 #ChattyMan #FunnyAsFuck #RuPaulsDragRaceUK @chattyman

— Leanne 🐦 (@AfricanGrey01) October 4, 2019

I also think Alan Carr needs a permanent place on Drag Race US. Also Thailand, Australia, Asia, Canada etc etc

— 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 (@j0egurski) October 3, 2019

Alan Carr judging the new UK drag race is a gift I didn’t know I needed

— Shannon Horden (@shanhorden) October 3, 2019

Alan Carr was the best thing about Drag Race UK send tweet

— george (@georgegriffiths) October 3, 2019

The opening episode of Drag Race UK introduced us to the 10 queens vying to become Britain’s first Drag Superstar, before the first one had to sashay away after losing a lip-sync battle.

RuPaul’s Drag Race UK is available to stream now on BBC iPlayer, with new episodes dropping every Thursday at 8pm.

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