Responses To Alan Sugar's Laughing Gas Tweet Were Relentless And Hilarious

Laughing gas. Nos. Nitrous. Hippy crack.

Lord Sugar, savvy businessman and champion of industry, turned to his beloved Twitter account on Wednesday for some enlightenment.

The former ‘Apprentice’ boss had been bemused after spotting something strange in the street - a smattering of small metal canisters.

Unable to identify the peculiar detritus, Alan turned to his trusty Twitter followers for some answers.

Can any one tell me what this cylinders are laying in the street . I have seen clusters of these before pic.twitter.com/cXckPpMHuJ

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) August 10, 2016

For those who don’t know, they’re gas canisters often used to store gaseous psychoactive substances like nitrous oxide, otherwise known as laughing gas or hippy crack.

Many of us have seen similar sights on the roads of Britain, but in his 69 years on planet Earth Lord Sugar had never found out what they are.

Luckily, the people of Twitter turned out in droves to suggest what they might be.

They weren’t feeling particularly helpful.

@Lord_Sugar I think they’re full of updog

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar they're for Action Man scuba divers 👍

— Russell Glover (@glover_russell) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar Robot droppings

— Sam Candlin (@samcandlin) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar scuba mice, mate

— Simon (@CannonChest) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar stink bombs sir!

— Sam Tandi (@thandi_som) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar butt plugs.

— Brandon Dowsett (@Brandon_Dowsett) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar silver bullet casings from shooting werewolves

— Liam Dunn (@DunnLEFC) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar lucky charms. Pick them up and put them in your pocket.

— Sev (@sudosev) August 10, 2016

Some people were a little more helpful, dropping hints as to what the tiny metal items might be.

@Lord_Sugar I think you'd call them a new business opportunity, m'Lord. And the market twixt 14-21 age bracket is boooooming.

— Tom Quinn (@TomTheProducer1) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar For blowing up balloons, I believe.

— Tim Bale (@ProfTimBale) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar has Raheem Stirling been there?

— Scudoman (@Scudo07) August 10, 2016

But some tweeters also decided to offer up real answers, so Lord Sugar could finally find out the truth.

@Lord_Sugar Laughing gas or nitrous oxide. Can’t buy it in huge tanks so kids buy ‘em legally as party supplies.

— Matt Brian (@m4tt) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar hippy crack

— Philip (@Phiilllly) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar noss mate , gets you off your tits

— brucky (@joebruckshaw) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar Laughing gas bruv. Get on it. Straighten out some of those wrinkles on ya face

— Lola Kempes (@lola_kempes) August 10, 2016

They are, however, also used for other purposes. Not just those gosh-darn naughty drugs all the kids are using these days.

@Lord_Sugar Gas cans for the starbucks spray cream i deliver them

— Mark T (@MarkTee83) August 10, 2016

@Lord_Sugar co2 cylinders to quickly inflate inner tubes.

— Alexander Kelly (@alexanderkelly_) August 10, 2016

Yes, they have lots of uses. But, when dumped in the street like that, it’s usually because someone had a big night.

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