Alex Jones Considers Leaving U.S., And Social Media Approves

One person asked the high-strung talk show host if he needed help packing or a GoFundMe for a one-way plane ticket.
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Right-wing talk show host and provocateur Alex Jones suggested he might leave the U.S. for Russia, and social media seemed very excited about the prospect.

Jones’ suggestion came after Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a decree that, according to The Moscow Times, allows foreign citizens and stateless individuals to apply for temporary residency “if they share ‘traditional Russian spiritual and moral values,’ even in cases when a person does not speak Russian.”

The decree seems tailor-made for Jones since it allows people who oppose the “destructive neoliberal ideological agenda” in their home country to seek “humanitarian support” from the Russian authorities by applying for a temporary residence permit.

Jones seemed into the idea on Monday and posted on X, formerly Twitter, that “if you’re ready to reject the insane policies of your home countries that push these destructive, anti-human, neoliberal agendas, Russia is rolling out the red carpet!”

And, yes, part of the post was in all-caps, the universally recognized sign that someone isn’t the slightest bit strange. Thanks for asking.

🚨BREAKING: PUTIN JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL DECREE—INVITING PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO ARE FED UP WITH THE GLOBALIST, NEOLIBERAL NIGHTMARE TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN TRADITIONAL RUSSIA!

This new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks… pic.twitter.com/lVPHeKWRIC

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) August 19, 2024

Jones has a billion reasons why he might want to move to Russia.

A court-appointed trustee is currently liquidating the assets of Jones’ estate and plans to shut down his right-wing conspiracy site, Infowars, in connection with a $50 million verdict in Texas stemming from his lies that the 2012 massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School was a hoax. In addition, he owes about $1.4 billion in a Connecticut lawsuit filed by families of other school shooting victims.

Jones’ post about Russia got a lot of support, but one person had questions ― like how much money did the talk show host need for a one-way plane ticket and whether he needed help packing.

Oh, and could he take the rest of Donald Trump’s MAGA crew with him when he moved?

When will you & MAGA be moving?

Do you need a GoFundMe for your one way plane tickets?

Do you need help packing your shit?

And take all your MAGA crap with you, you fucking tools. I bet Vlad will love you flying those flags around the Kremlin

— WTFGOP (@DogginTrump) August 19, 2024

Others had similarly snarky comments.

When are you leaving, Alex? Surely you've had enough if living under American tyranny since you've been complaining about it for decades.

— SK Media🇺🇦 (@SpaghettiKozak) August 19, 2024

🤣😂🤣who had "Russia Safe Haven" on apocalypse bingo for August👀😳🤣😂🤣this is getting wild

— 🙏Richard Horn🙏 (@around_horn) August 19, 2024

This is one for the record. Never thought I’d lay my eyes on this. Russia becoming a sanctuary country for Americans. Did I read that correctly ?

— Lori Partain (@LlpartainLori) August 19, 2024

This is completely sad that Russia has to offer safe haven to people from the west.

That shows how corrupt the West is.

How have the tables turned.

— Dale Richardson (@DjsRichardson) August 19, 2024

One person warned Jones he might get drafted if he moves to Russia, considering it’s in the middle of a war and is calling up military-age men.

Anyone who thinks this sounds like a nice idea needs to remember that Russia's in the middle of a war right now, and has issued a draft for military-aged man.
This sounds like a clever way to bolster the Russian forces.

— The Conservative Alternative (@OldeWorldOrder) August 19, 2024

Alex Jones seems enthused by the opportunity -- that was already there -- for him to flee to Russia.

Getting drafted is gonna suck for him. pic.twitter.com/aTZd030Sc1

— emptywheel (mouthy bitch) (@emptywheel) August 19, 2024

Here's the story of a guy from Texas who went to Russia recently. TLDR: He was killed by Russians after being urinated on and beaten. Odd, he went there to "help" Russia in the invasion of Ukraine and it was ultimately Russians who killed him.https://t.co/k0KggXTdXT

— AntiFa Meditation Instructor ☕🇺🇲🦅 (@lnsane_dude) August 19, 2024

One person thought the desire to emigrate was rich, considering how Jones and the “Make America Great Again” folks feel about migrants.

First, MAGA complains that everyone can just come here, across our "open borders." Then they complain that people have to take tests to become citizens.

— Amy (@AmysGotBirds) August 19, 2024

One person suggested Jones and others go through with the move, figuring it might lower property rates in the U.S.

I really hope all the crazy online right who hate America and think Russia is a paradise move immediately so we can get cheaper property in the US.

Please do it. 🙏

— Crusonian Investor (@CrusoniaC) August 19, 2024
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