Arsenal Fan Who Promised To 'Cut Off Balls' If Leicester City Win Premiership Has Pretty Rough Night

Among the many winners, there were some losers last night.

Warning: strong language

There were many losers last night - mainly Tottenham, but also some others a little more unexpected.

Late last year an Arsenal fan tweeted this...

I will chop off my balls and feed them to my dog while recording it if Leicester win the league. That how sure i am they will collapse.

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) December 13, 2015

And last night, as you shall be more than aware, Leicester won the league.

Unfortunately for 'Assist Wizard' as the now-Champions season went from strength the strength, so did his tweets virility.

@ArsenalsCannon Fuck off who found this FFS

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) April 3, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon Would people stop retweeting this right now. Thank you

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) April 30, 2016

@WoodenBoy_ League aint over yet. Spurs can still win it.

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) April 24, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon How the fuck has this almost reached 1K rts. FML

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 1, 2016

Interest hit frenzied levels on Sunday when Leicester City had to opportunity to claim the title if they beat Manchester United.

Leicester getting close. Please

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 1, 2016

Weirdly, loss of his testicles didn't appear to cancel out his desire to see Spurs lose the league.

Great game so far. My prediction still stands. 2-1 for Leicester

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 1, 2016

Mahrez to score the winner on 91st minute

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 1, 2016

Onto you Chelsea. End those fucking Spurs will ya

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 1, 2016

But then the reality of the situation seemed to sink in and and by the next day people smelled blood.

People already begging for the video. The league hasn't been won yet ffs.

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon Can any doctor advise how this operation can be performed without pain?

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

But still, historic football rivalry was no match to an attachment to personal anatomy.

The ensuing stream of emotion is quite something.

Spurs are frauds. Only relevant in the title race coz Arsenal bottled and allowed them in.

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Fuck off Kane. Wake up Chelsea you fucking bottlers.

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Where the fuck even is that fraud Hazard? Might just unfraud today.

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Fuck off Son. You had one fucking job Chelsea

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Cahillllllllllllll 2-1. Come on

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

At this rate i would even cheer a Costa dive penalty

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Hazaaaaarrrrddddddddddddd fuck yesssss

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Hazard was never a fraud

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Fabregas what a legend

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Leicester are champions

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Unbelievable. Speechless

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Oh, but back to that original promise.

@ArsenalsCannon Oh dear fuck

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon Lol TL is mad

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon Mentions are unreal. Im dead

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

Can someone lend me a Leicester shirt?

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon Video incoming soon.

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon Fuck off fuck off fuck off

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon Death needed asap

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon The video will only be posted once i return from the emergency room.

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016

@ArsenalsCannon RIP me

— Assist Wizard (@ArsenalsCannon) May 2, 2016
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