Look, you don’t have to wait for a special occasion to treat yourself – just because it’s October doesn’t mean you have to wait ’til the big C word for a present.
No people, many of us are looking for Christmas to cum come early this year and what better gift to find under the tree (or covers) than the key to a not-so-silent night. Yup, we’re talking sex toys.
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Fortunately, I’ve selfless tested my way through hundreds of sex toys over the years (I know, it’s a real low point of the job) and trust me when I say not all vibrators are created equally.
So listen up, because these are the 10 best toys to buy yourself if you’ve been very, very good lately (or gift to someone else).
LELO DOT – Clitoral Pinpoint Vibrator
Smile Makers
Smile Makers – The Whisperer
Womanizer X hansgrohe Wave Clitoral Stimulation Shower Head
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So Divine – Self-Pleasure G-Spot Vibrator
TNLC
TNLC – Yarrow
Ann Summers/Biird
Biird Namii Clit Stim Suction Vibrator – Available At Ann Summers
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LOVE. NOT. WAR.
Iroha Midori
Ann Summers
Ann Summers – The U Self Love Stimulator
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