Happy 1 March!!!
Or, as the more politically astute have observed...
That’s right folks, it’s only 28 days until the UK enters the land of milk and honey promised to us by Nigel Farage and that big red bus.
Speaking of Farage, what’s he up to?
That’s right he’s organised the March To Leave, a 270-mile walk from Sunderland to Westminster that’s open to all.
Well, they’re walking some of it and you have to pay 50 quid for the honour but, y’know, minor details.
So, where exactly do things stand right now? Well...
How very cheery.
On the plus side, you can now start opening the doors on your Brexit Calendar!
Or just hope your regular calendar is a picture of something as ominous and foreboding as this chap.
Or, wrap yourself in barbed wire, whatever floats your boat.
OR, you could just resign yourself and accept it.
Although, in fairness Andrej has an approach we hope catches on – replace Brexit with bunnies.
Us too Sam, us too.