Britain First Leader Paul Golding Steals Dubious Independence Day Tweet

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Tuesday was Independence Day and the perfect opportunity for many Brits to have a light-hearted dig at our American cousins.

241 years since USA decided they could easily find a better head of state than the British Queen/King. Can't win them all. #IndependenceDay

β€” Simon J Dixon (@WoodinRivers) July 4, 2017

Britain First’s Paul Golding, never one to shy away from pushing his group’s own narrow version of what makes this country great, joined in the fray with a tweet espousing many of the incredible inventions we can apparently take credit for.

Brits invented all the best things: football, TV, Internet, penicillin, DNA, sandwiches, parliament... and the USA. Happy #IndependenceDay

β€” Paul Golding (@GoldingBF) July 4, 2017

Football - check.

TV - check.

Internet - check (well, the World Wide Web anyway).

Penicillin, the USA, parliament and DNA - erm...

If we invented DNA, someone was having laugh in deciding how much you got!!

β€” Toni Kelly (@hrhtoni) July 4, 2017

As you will no doubt be aware, DNA and penicillin have been around for quite a bit longer than Great Britain.

DNA, or deoxyribonucleic acid, is the genetic information contained within the cells of almost all living organisms on the planet meaning it’s been around for approximately 4.5 billion years old.

It was discovered by scientists, James Watson (American) and Francis Crick (British), in 1953 when they solved its β€œdouble helix” structure.

Both men along with Maurice Wilkins were awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1962 for their discovery.

Brits also apparently invented piss poor educational backgrounds.

β€” EΓ³in (@scathrinceoir) July 4, 2017

The antibiotic penicillin was discovered in 1928 by Scottish scientist, Alexander Fleming, but as it is a naturally occurring compound it can safely be assumed to be older that this green and pleasant country.

As for Parliaments, Iceland actually lays claim to the oldest which was formed way back in 930 AD, long before we Brits get our act together in the 13th century.

Paul Golding wants to be taken seriously as a politician but doesn't know the difference between invention and discovery. #GoldingforPM

β€” McSandwich (@GreatShite) July 5, 2017

The USA is a slightly more nuanced affair as the majority of the Founding Fathers were of English extraction but the actual act of creating the USA in 1776 was to establish an identity separate to that of their native countries.

Actually Americans invented the USA......it's called history

β€” EastEnder in Wales (@EEnderinWales) July 4, 2017

Adding to Golding’s woes it was quickly discovered (not invented) that he stole the tweet verbatim from Tory MEP, Daniel Hannan.

Brits invented all the best things: football, TV, Internet, penicillin, DNA, sandwiches, parliament... and the USA. Happy #IndependenceDay. pic.twitter.com/Xs2QhJUTlA

β€” Daniel Hannan (@DanielJHannan) July 4, 2017

Who also came on for a similar level of mockery.

Invented DNA... I can't believe someone just wrote that.

β€” Fierce (@TennisAstro) July 4, 2017

Warm congratulations to all those British people involved in the invention of DNA. https://t.co/EtV2bUxOhs

β€” Alan White (@aljwhite) July 4, 2017

I am sitting here now, wondering who invented the importance of being accurate 😏

β€” Tim Jones (@surfwagen) July 4, 2017

Oh dear.

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