Channel 4 Is Completely Ripping Piers Morgan And It's All For A Great Cause

'Dear Piers Morgan. Why don't you go and f**** yourself.'

Some people – not us, obviously – might say there is never not a good time to throw some serious shade at Piers Morgan, but it appears today is an especially great time to indulge.

Channel 4 took it to the next level earlier, hitting the Good Morning Britain host square between the eyes with a no-holds-barred greeting.

Oof.

Dear @PiersMorgan. Hope you're having a wonderful morning. Why don’t you go and f**k yourself. #SU2CRewards,

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018

A little later the network’s Twitter account declared the country had put Brexit behind them and united in the idea that Morgan is in a fact, a “massive bellend”.

Dear @PiersMorgan. The only thing that Brexit Leavers and Remainers agree on is that you’re a massive bellend. #SU2CRewards,

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018

Then, in a tweet which some people – not us, obviously – suggested was the most poetic of the day, they declared him “in the top 1” in the chart of “single biggest wanker in the history of human civilisation”.

Dear @PiersMorgan. Unfortunately our lawyers wouldn't allow us to say you're the single biggest wanker in the history of human civilisation. But you're in the top 1. #SU2CRewards

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018

If Twitter was an actual battleground, there would be nothing but blood and goo left after that.

Some people – not us, obviously – might say justification for such remarks isn’t needed, but it just so happens that Channel 4 is raising “serious cash” for Stand Up To Cancer.

Ok, Twitter. Today we’re gonna raise some serious cash for @StandUp2C. Below is a donation menu: the more you give, the better the reward. Using #SU2CRewards, tell us what you donated and the reward you want. Oh and guys, this is for cancer…don’t be a dick and lie about donating pic.twitter.com/KpBHEiMP4Z

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018

That’s right, for just 50 British pounds, you too can have Channel 4 insult Morgan of your behalf.

Morgan has responded to one of the tweets but it was a bit weak.

I learned everything about massive bellendery from @jonsnowC4. https://t.co/Tz1VKrEC1e

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 26, 2018

But there’s more – for £100 Channel 4 will “tweet you a dick pic” and for £250 they’ll “pitch your TV show idea and get feedback from a commissioner”.

Some people – not us, obviously – would happily watch a 30 minute show of people abusing Piers Morgan on Twitter...

Please keep your donations coming in, guys. *This* is the reason we're doing this. #SU2CRewards https://t.co/62ECyK2pyz

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
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