The Coleen Rooney/Rebekah Vardy Drama Is The Twitter Gift That Keeps On Giving

It's... already iconic.
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Who knew that all it would take for the entire country to talk about something other than the B-word would be a very public spat between two footballers’ wives?

On Wednesday morning Coleen Rooney revealed she’d been doing a bit of digging to try and establish how fake stories she had planted were turning up in the press.

In a very public statement, she pointed the finger at a friend and fellow footballer’s wife.

And the iconic phrase “It’s... Rebekah Vardy’s account” was born.

It didn’t take long for Twitter to get to work.

There was a lot of admiration for Coleen’s investigative skills...

Fucking hell Coleen needs to work for the New York Times https://t.co/vT97UwJbGT

— Sophie Petzal (@Sonic_Screwup) October 9, 2019

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, WAG #ColeenRooney pic.twitter.com/hhjOCeA1pN

— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) October 9, 2019

Some serious Sherlock Holmes level sleuthing gets to the bottom of a football wives drama. Impressive! https://t.co/YPrKa4a841

— Lydia Polgreen (@lpolgreen) October 9, 2019

She gotta change her name to COLEEN R👀NEY

— Aminatou Sow (@aminatou) October 9, 2019

Rebekah Vardy had the right to be interviewed by a WAG at least one rank senior pic.twitter.com/XkKieOLBIq

— Rob Fuller (@robfuller91) October 9, 2019

Brexit? What Brexit?

pic.twitter.com/uAK39Ify95

— It's............. Mister Woodo's account. (@Mister_Woodo) October 9, 2019

Nothing like drama that *isn't* Brexit to unite the nation – or are we going to see a 52 / 48 split when we're asked to take sides?

— Nancy Groves (@nancyarts) October 9, 2019

I will vote for any political party who agree to immediately give us the rest of the day off so we can follow this Coleen Rooney/Rebekah Vardy thing properly.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 9, 2019

Get Coleen Rooney to solve Brexit

— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) October 9, 2019

BREAKING: Prorogation of Parliament cancelled in order to sort out the biggest post-war crisis the UK has known: Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 9, 2019

People were L.I.V.I.N.G. for the dramz...

The entire UK amid the Wagatha Christie drama: pic.twitter.com/GBX44oJoMe

— Ash Percival (@ashpercival) October 9, 2019

A modern day episode of desperate housewives. Unreal drama. https://t.co/9EiVi9ZsDo

— Freezy (@Calfreezy) October 9, 2019

Masters of the dramatic pause pic.twitter.com/rmaavGI9Sm

— Nick Walker (@nickw84) October 9, 2019

Coleen Rooney firing up the notes app pic.twitter.com/3RSopg6kMu

— Alan White (@aljwhite) October 9, 2019

Coleen Rooney right after she said “it’s......Rebekah Vardy’s account”. pic.twitter.com/d0bWvh1hc6

— JD (@Jonny_Dodds) October 9, 2019

my timeline's having a vardy gras

— Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭 (@paperghost) October 9, 2019

And we now cut live to Rebekah Vardy... pic.twitter.com/QDkzEVzoED

— Elliot Gonzalez (@elliot_gonzalez) October 9, 2019

Coleen showing up on Rebekah Vardy’s timeline pic.twitter.com/ZJmrtAIftU

— Sarah_Woolley (@Sarah_Woolley) October 9, 2019

Rebekah Vardy to Coleen Rooney: pic.twitter.com/WuG8X6F8xQ

— Grant Tucker (@GrantTucker) October 9, 2019

Gays turning up to Football Twitter after Colleen Rooney pulled off the gag of the decade pic.twitter.com/6i3NTcciWr

— Sean (@seanbgoneill) October 9, 2019

Rebekah Vardy’s apology this morning pic.twitter.com/ZPxjrNBTkw

— Adeel Amini (@adeelamini) October 9, 2019

And that final sentence? Already iconic...

"It's... Rebekah Vardy's account" pic.twitter.com/QPpEAOfO8D

— Matt Bagwell (@BaggersBites) October 9, 2019

brb just going into every single bookshop and adding "it's........... rebekah vardy's account" to the ending of every single novel they have in stock

— a scary ghost (@beccadeltest) October 9, 2019

It's...... Rebekah Vardy pic.twitter.com/OckJO9C2hF

— Adam (@TeamRivers) October 9, 2019

Rebekah Vardy's account pic.twitter.com/fcsU9sdbAr

— Joe Anderton (Hangry Mode) (@JoeAndertweet) October 9, 2019

Going as 'It's ..........Rebekah Vardy's account' for Halloween

— Jen Crothers (@jenofcroths) October 9, 2019

Which will lead to the inevitable licensing opportunities...

Can’t wait for someone to make a TEAM COLEEN t-shirt

— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) October 9, 2019

Wag-Roo Beef pic.twitter.com/9RKN80bKF4

— Tom Larkin (@TomLarkinSky) October 9, 2019

we're going to have to make a documentary about this, aren't we

— Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) October 9, 2019

Rebekah quickly responded to Coleen’s claims with her own statement on Twitter, denying she is behind the leaks.

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