Comedians Stayed Up To Riff On North Korea Summit So You Didn't Have To

Well, at least it didn't end in two minutes, which it could have (insert own Stormy joke here). Prediction: tomorrow, Trump will "remember" what was said very differently from Kim. But talking is still better than staring.

— Bill Maher (@billmaher) June 12, 2018

Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande are like, "You might want to slow down a little bit guys." https://t.co/wO9pUikLtA

— Schooley (@Rschooley) June 12, 2018

Why do I feel like Trump's one demand was, "We end with me signing something in a leather folder."

— Schooley (@Rschooley) June 12, 2018

Right now. James Clapper says Dennis Rodman is an asset to NK talks. Dennis breaks down crying to @ChrisCuomo. Dennis then thanks Chuck Daly and Eddie Vedder. This is 2018.

— Jordan Klepper (@jordanklepper) June 12, 2018

By shaving his hair above his ears, it looks like Kim Jong Un is the big winner at the World's Wackiest Leader With the Most Peculiar Hair Summit.

— will durst (@willdurst) June 12, 2018

Will they use condoms? Will he spank Trump with a magazine with his face on it? Will he show Trump how he uses machine guns at executions? https://t.co/53l2uVXmzm

— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) June 12, 2018

"Those who say it can not be done, should not interrupt those doing it." -Chinese Proverb

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) June 11, 2018

You mean like making enemies with all of our allies and sucking a dictator's ass? We won't interrupt. https://t.co/BNB9EJRg3S

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) June 12, 2018