Everyone’s A Comedian! The Jokes Getting Us Through This Christmas

Political U-turns may be tragic for our plans, but they're ripe for comedy – as this lot know.
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Boris called it “inhumane” to cancel Christmas only a few days ago, but by Saturday, he’d nixed the festive plans of huge swathes of the country.

Such drastic U-turns are ripe for political satire. We often laugh to process the difficult things in life, and rarely has politics felt more suited to stand-up.

How could we forget Matt Lucas, who popped back to relevance again before his turn on Bake Off this year, mimicking Boris Johnson’s indecisiveness with his now legendary “will or won’t, something or other” speech. Over the past weekend, throngs of other comics have responded to the growing unease.

In need of a laugh? We all are. Here’s a round-up of some of the tier 4 (and travel ban) jokes from across the social media universe that made us laugh.

Actual footage* of a Tory advisor on the phone to France over the travel ban

(*Not really)

Conservative party advisor phoning Boris Johnson about France closing their borders to the UK pic.twitter.com/MuVRYzGAQr

— Josh Berry (@JoshBerryComedy) December 21, 2020

James Topham summing up the growing tier delirium

*flings open window* You, boy! What tier is it?

— James Topham (@JamesTophamWord) December 19, 2020

Alistair Green leaving us with a lovely image

Oh well at least I dont have to masturbate quietly on xmas morning 😉 #tier4vibes #everycloud

— alistair green (@mralistairgreen) December 19, 2020

All we can say to Shappi Khorsandi is fair play...

I’m keeping all the presents I bought.

— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) December 19, 2020

And Ivo Graham, as often, is 100% right.

The news is either things moving worryingly fast through Kent or things moving worryingly slowly through Kent

— Ivo Graham (@IvoGraham) December 20, 2020

Shouldn’t the new variant have been subject to the same tariffs as everything else

— Ivo Graham (@IvoGraham) December 20, 2020

“I didn’t buy my favourite perfume to be on Zoom in a shirt”

Mario - Let Me Into Tier 2. 🎄🥺

Last sketch of 2020; I’m absolutely exhausted and I don’t have any more dad moves to give 😂🕺🏽

This is my OOO Twitter - thank you for being so good to me 🙏🏽❤️ pic.twitter.com/TgPPiw1QDb

— Munya Chawawa (@munyachawawa) December 20, 2020

Always good to make your parents proud, Gráinne Maguire

In Tier 4 London, just rang my parents to let them know I won’t be coming home for Christmas because I’ve been imprisoned for political reasons by the British government. They’ve never been more proud.

— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) December 20, 2020

Nish Kumar nails the Conservatives for consistency

2016: leave means leave

2020: stay forever and just eat your bins

— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) December 20, 2020

We *think* Jack may be implying the government are out of touch

Tier 4 sounds like a boy band that Louis would take to the live shows on X Factor

— jack (@jacchyna) December 20, 2020

Us neither, Bruce Tang (but bring on the cake)

Unless it's cakes, I don't wanna hear a gatdamn thing about tiers anymore

— Bruce Tang (@brucetang0) December 19, 2020

It’s worth revisiting some 2020 classics.

news reporters competing over how to say ‘coronavirus’ pic.twitter.com/jBHgbkVHsg

— Will Hislop (@WillDHislop) November 25, 2020

And lest we forget...

We politely request an updated Christmas impression, Matt Lucas.

pic.twitter.com/k6Sr4Iac15

— MATT LUCAS (@RealMattLucas) May 10, 2020
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