Winter Storm Juno may be quite the wingman.
As the Northeast braces itself for up to three feet of snow this week, some savvy individuals are using the inclement weather to their advantage. While the potentially record-breaking blizzard threatens to confine urban dwellers to their apartments for the next 48 hours, some singles have taken to Craigslist to post personal ads in search of winter romance.
From seeking out cuddling, to making out, to decidedly more NSFW sex acts, Northerners are appealing to one another for a sexy port in the storm.
This Manhattan gentleman uses some childhood nostalgia and promises of red wine to entice interested parties into a snowy make out session. 
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One dame is looking for just another "snow schmoe" for some brunch and conversation. (We hope that brunch includes some ice-blended mimosas.. or at least spiked hot cocoa.) 
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Feeling some "snow-related horniness"? You're not alone. This 33-year-old gent is feeling "frisky."
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Most blizzard Craigslist posters are hoping the temperature drop serves as a real panty dropper. (Wink wink, nudge nudge.) But some are earnest. This Boston fellow just needs some sexy text banter to feel warm inside.
Too good to be true?
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There it is.
But if you're a cutie who just wants to cuddle, haul ass to Queens.
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With the New York Transit Authority planning to reduce service in New York City this afternoon, the race is on to get to Midtown East for some "snowy fun." Or abandon Manhattan's slushy corners for New Jersey, where there are real fireplaces, as one suitor offers below. (No drama, please. Just a fun, snowy day.)
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If snow is your aphrodisiac, cabin fever makes you frisky or you just want to snuggle, your soulmate for the next 72 hours may be waiting for you on Craigslist. Baby, it's cold outside. A/S/L?
H/T Business Insider