11 Crazy Gravy Boats That Need To Calm Down Immediately (PHOTOS)

A few of these are going to haunt us for all of time.

Since Thanksgiving is, without question, the holiday most deeply devoted to cooking food, eating food, making drinks and drinking drinks, it is also, without question, our favorite holiday. We've finally arrived at the time of year where we are ready to talk about this celebration of edible bounty, and we're starting to get incredibly excited. But first, we need to talk about your gravy boats. You guys have got some weird gravy boats.

For our entire lives, we'd thought gravy boats were kind of boring. Usually white, or stainless steel, they were passed around the table without much fanfare except for their essential, completely perfect contents. But then we saw these crazy gravy boats and we need them to calm down immediately.

1
This Gravy Boat Is Like: "TOO SOON?"
Archie McPhee
Titanic Gravy Boat, $45.00 from Archie McPhee
2
This Gravy Boat Is Like: "YOU MADE GRAVY OUT OF ME."
Etsy: HolidayLegacies
3
This Gravy Boat Is Like: "SEE WHAT I DID THERE??"
Etsy: AbigailDee
4
This Gravy Boat Is Like: "I COST $799. NO SERIOUSLY, I AM $799. SEVEN HUNDRED, NINETY-NINE. DOLLARS."
Etsy: SouthamptonJewelExch
5
This Gravy Boat Is Like, "OH, AM I MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?"
Roger Michell/Decorative Arts
Lustre Pottery "Europa and the Bull" Gravy Boat, £250.00 on Decorative Arts (Sold Out!)
6
This Gravy Boat Is Like: "PSST. IS SHE STILL THERE?"
Etsy: janastuff
7
This Gravy Boat Is Like: "GET IT? BECAUSE I'M A BOAT!"
Etsy: SailerFineArt
8
This Gravy Boat Is Like: "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER."
Etsy: JITTT
Mid Century Gravy Boat, $10.00 on Etsy
9
This Gravy Boat Is Like: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING."
Etsy: KarensChicNShabby
Rabbit Gravy Boat, $80.00 on Etsy
10
This Gravy Boat Is Like: "BLURRRGGHHH."

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