David Cameron Is 'Advising' Theresa May On Brexit And People Have Ideas About How That's Going

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In a wicked twist, David Cameron, who quit after triggering this entire Brexit chaos when he called the EU referendum in 2015, is reportedly advising Theresa May on the current deadlock.

The former prime minister has been advising his successor on how to give MPs greater say in any future Brexit impasse, the BBC reported.

He is said to be discussing with her what to do if MPs reject her troubled Brexit deal early next year, which ministers were poised to vote on last week before May called it off at the eleventh hour amid little support.

He revealed last week that he was concerned about signs that May would not get parliamentary support for her draft deal, agreed in Brussels, as ministers are suggesting MPs should input their views on ‘plan B’ options.

But Number 10 says it has no plans to consult on alternative suggestions and is focused on getting support for May’s deal.

With little further detail about what has been discussed between the two, baffled social media users chimed in with their own - and maybe not entirely far-fetched - suggestions.

In other news, Nigel Farage to advise Theresa May on race relations. https://t.co/LqPs4QVHbv

— Oonagh (@Okeating) December 17, 2018

Nothing can go wrong here https://t.co/Wq3WeSNmk0

— Dr Claire M Benson (@PyroClaire) December 17, 2018

DAVID CAMERON: "Have you tried suggesting things would be worse under Ed Miliband?" https://t.co/Jr24eY4hBJ

— John Shafthauer (@johnshafthauer) December 17, 2018

"the Maldives is lovely this time of year" https://t.co/R6lwVEGYSA

— reluctantMage (@MageReluctant) December 17, 2018

“This is like asking the captain of the Titanic for navigation tips.”

The words of Labour MP David Lammy, there.

David Cameron gambled the country’s future on Europe and lost. This is like asking the captain of the Titanic for navigation tips. https://t.co/oPM2LTzFd5

— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) December 17, 2018

Clearly, Cameron’s own exit still hit a raw nerve among many Twitter users, as most speculated that the ex-Premier may have told May to follow in his footsteps.

“Resign and let someone else sort out the mess. It worked for me,” wrote Gregg Carlstrom.

"Resign and let someone else sort out the mess. It worked for me." https://t.co/Dt2WgKGczb

— Gregg Carlstrom (@glcarlstrom) December 17, 2018

In reference to a modest £25,000 shed Cameron purchased last year to pen his memoirs in, Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff said: “First, you’re going to want a shed…”

"First, you're going to want a shed..." https://t.co/uzJqZnbZQA

— Gaby Hinsliff (@gabyhinsliff) December 17, 2018

In fact, there was no shortage of shed comments.

Did he give her a shed catalogue? https://t.co/3cCoVsDM0Y

— Ross Lawson (@Ross_Lawson) December 17, 2018

“Now *this* shed has got power sockets but that does increase the price somewhat-“ https://t.co/X71ntIt7YO

— James Moran (@jamesmoran) December 17, 2018

"Now, the really top-of-the-range luxury sheds start at £15k, but I'd definitely say it's worth it for the design and timber quality." https://t.co/SZZVC2TUmb

— Robin Vandome (@RobinVandome) December 17, 2018

Meanwhile, Craig Grannell speculated on conversation of a sci-fi nature.

I hope one of them is “find a TARDIS, travel back to 2015, and kick David Cameron’s face off the second he mentions the word referendum in Cabinet”. https://t.co/juyFqUxVfB

— Craig Grannell (@CraigGrannell) December 17, 2018

DC: “When you resign, make sure your ‘I actually don’t give a shit’ whistle is a bit more in-tune than mine was.”

TM: “Should I dance also?”

DC: “Sure, but make it look a little sombre. You don’t want to upset the proles too much.” https://t.co/juyFqUxVfB

— Craig Grannell (@CraigGrannell) December 17, 2018
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