Dev Patel Might Have A Girlfriend And We Are Destined To Spend The Rest Of Our Lives Alone

Time to adopt some cats.

You might want to hide that Pinterest wedding board people, because we’re afraid we have some bad news.

In the worst case of spanner-in-the-works since you deleted Tinder and entered a fully-committed relationship with carbohydrates, Dev Patel now has a girlfriend.

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That’s right, Patel taking his mum as his date to the Oscars last week was not a signal for you to finally swoop in like a love eagle and make your move.

It was just a doting son doing a nice thing. How disappointing.

How do we know this? He already has a girlfriend (probs).

It has been rumoured that the ‘Lion’ actor is dating Australian actress Tilda Cobham-Hervey, but now pictures have emerged of the pair looking really bloody happy and holding hands.

And the internet is heartbroken.

this is dev patel's girlfriend. posting without comment. 🙃🙃🙃 pic.twitter.com/lxRjnQ2oCO

— Zeba Blay (@zblay) March 1, 2017

And because the internet is wonderfully predictable, everyone is processing the news in their own way.

Gonna block anyone that tweets about Dev Patel's girlfriend because I will not stand for this kind of negativity on my TL.

— Mallory Harris (@malgal_12) March 1, 2017

saw an article about Dev Patel having a girlfriend and I made a conscious choice to not open it #selfcare

— Hannah Hodges (@hannah_nelle) March 1, 2017

Oh guys, we’re happy for you really.

(Dev call us.)

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