Donald Trump Touches A Glowing Orb With Saudi Leaders And Twitter Loses Itself

oh you know, a bunch of plutocrats in a darkened room putting their hands on a glowing orb in a totally non-illuminati kind of way pic.twitter.com/Q2Ue2FBi6l

— shrill 🇺🇸🌲🏀 (@theshrillest) May 21, 2017

Trump During the Campaign: "I will NEVER touch The Orb, even though its mysterious glow seduces and beguiles."
Trump Today: pic.twitter.com/eWoaDeXj8n

— Nick Greene (@NickGreene) May 21, 2017

"Get ready to hit the buzzer when you know the answer, how many rights should women have" pic.twitter.com/VtkLsXBhQ0

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 21, 2017

just some billionaires gathering in the dark and holding a glowing orb. probably fine

— jon hendren (@fart) May 21, 2017

you're all laughing but glowing orbs are part of their culture, you can't not touch the orb

— joe (@mutablejoe) May 21, 2017

imagine if they came over here and we showed them del boy falling through the bar and they didn't laugh: disrespectful

— joe (@mutablejoe) May 21, 2017

"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble." pic.twitter.com/Zp7whnPzCk

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) May 21, 2017

Child: do you remember when Trump touched the Orb?

Me: Yes. None of us realized what it would-

Orb Police: HAIL ORB

Me & child: hail orb

— Gödel, Escher, Baka (@jephjacques) May 21, 2017

RIYADH — President Trump announced today that the Orb is his God now, praise to Its Luminescence, O how he longs for the warmth of Ørb pic.twitter.com/lSCjHgotgW

— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) May 21, 2017