‘Crazy Town’: Donald Trump’s Baffling Midnight Meltdown Leaves Everyone Confused

The former president cooked up a bonkers new description of himself and had a major typo.
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Donald Trump spent part of his Monday attacking President Joe Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris and the media.

The former president fired off a series of messages from shortly before midnight until a little bit after, including one where he attacked the likely Democratic presidential nominee for having “absolutely terrible pole numbers against a fine and brilliant young man named DONALD J. TRUMP!”

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The “young man” named Trump is 78, making him nearly 19 years older than Harris. With Biden leaving the race before accepting the nomination, Trump is the oldest presidential candidate from a major party in U.S. history.

It’s also likely the former president meant poll numbers rather than “pole numbers.”

Trump has been workshopping attacks on Harris but seems to be running out of ideas. He has previously called her “Laffin’ Kamala,” but since that hasn’t picked up any traction, he is now experimenting with “Lyin’” instead.

Just one problem: “Lyin’” ― with the apostrophe instead of the “g” ― was also his nickname for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) during the 2016 primaries. Trump, at that time, also attacked Cruz’s wife and father. Cruz responded by turning into one of Trump’s most devoted supporters.

Trump’s critics were left perplexed:

Well, over in crazy town. Trump is losing his mind again tonight. First, those are “poll” not “pole” numbers. And man oh man, that being the “oldest candidate ever”, has that “young man”, DJT , really bothered. I bet he has a rash at this point. pic.twitter.com/Z0HFoEqgth

— Takin Care Of My Fam (@TakinCare4) July 23, 2024

“Pole numbers”🤡 pic.twitter.com/VlgJDhHHbY

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) July 23, 2024

Trump is so freaked out about his pole numbers that he’s referring to himself as a “young man.” https://t.co/5s7w3c6pGs

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 23, 2024

Trump’s concerned with his stripper “pole” numbers! 😂 And, snort laugh, he thinks he’s a “young man.”

Trump’s meltdown is getting worse. https://t.co/BW1sentvJW

— B. Janine Morison (@bjaninemorison) July 23, 2024

Fine and brilliant young man? We believe it’s time for Trump to step down. #cognitivedecline #TrumpIsTooOldToBePresident https://t.co/VYQIrXvjdC

— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) July 23, 2024

He’s calling himself a young man 😂 pic.twitter.com/ENQZLiQRtO

— WTFGOP (@DogginTrump) July 23, 2024

Trump is working out an epithet for Kamala Harris. He recycles one he used to use for Ted Cruz: “Lyin’ Kamala Harris.” He also misspells “pole numbers.” And, at 19 years older than Harris, he refers to himself as a “young man.” pic.twitter.com/DxSURyiKvF

— Benjamin Ryan (@benryanwriter) July 23, 2024

“POLE NUMBERS?” “Young man named Donald J.Trump.” This old, narcissistic sociopath is delusional. https://t.co/KC6pfWCagm

— Robert McNamara (@romc) July 23, 2024

Trump calling himself a fine and brilliant young man” is like me calling myself a “cheerful and wealthy titan of industry” pic.twitter.com/yonNYt5EG1

— Katie MacBride (@msmacb on bluesky) (@msmacb) July 23, 2024

“brilliant young man named DONALD J. TRUMP!”

Psycho https://t.co/ai30VopObE

— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) July 23, 2024

"A fine and brilliant young man Donald J Trump?"

Forget scheduling events. Thinking someone needs to take Velveeta Voldemort's phone away after 8pm. https://t.co/F2W2ZFTxrq

— Janice Hough (@leftcoastbabe) July 23, 2024

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