February Jottings

LibDems - the triumph of smugness over ability.

The world used to be bipolar - now it's just crazy.

Sunni and Shia - less harmonious than Sonny & Cher.

Protect the landscape - dynamite a wind turbine.

Ahmadinejad was filmed manoeuvring a nuclear fuel rod - I know where I'd like to stick it.

Karl Lagerfeld - too old for a ponytail.

Chris Huhne is charged with perverting the course of justice - most LibDems simply pervert the course of politics.

It costs just $85 to have someone killed in Mexico - proof that competition works.

Greek workers are taking to the streets - nice to see them actually moving.

Britain is over a trillion pounds in debt - because cooking the books was easier than balancing them.

52 billion chickens are eaten globally each year - small wonder they want to give us bird 'flu.

Banking - where money meets mediocrity.

The K in Kremlin stands for Korruption.

How the hell is one meant to thrive in a meritocracy?

Cruel and oppressive - unsurprising China and Russia dig the Assad regime.

The unemployed - let them drink Coke.

Cosmetic surgery - designed to cover the hole in your soul.

A thriving independent Scotland - next they'll find Nessie.

Iran - sit back and watch the air strikes.

America has developed a new deep earth penetration bomb - Tehran should be worried.

Abu Qatada - the dark side of multiculturalism.

Obesity - the elephant in the room.

Fat kids - nothing a Taser wouldn't cure.

Democratic chickens are coming home to roost in Russia - let's see if the hawks end up eating them.

For two years Britain stood alone against Nazi tyranny - and the European Court of Human Rights presumes to lecture us.

Cocoa is becoming a scarce commodity - perhaps nations will one day go to war over chocolate.

LibDems - the triumph of smugness over ability.

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