Female Academic Is Sick Of Being Told What Not To Wear, Suggests Hilarious New Dress Code

"Try it for guaranteed success at your next department meeting."

Women face sexism in every industry but recent Twitter campaigns have drawn attention to the particular problems that exist within academia.

The #MeTooPhD and #MeTooSTEM hashtags have both been used to detail experiences of harassment and sexist behaviour on campus, while women have also described how they are frequently mistaken for their husband because they have the ‘Dr’ prefix in their name.

In fact the problem is so bad that postdoctoral researcher, Dr Jess Wade, at Imperial College London has pledged to add a new Wikipedia entry every day for a female scientist to given women the visibility they deserve in the field.

Now Hannah McCann, 33, a lecturer in cultural studies at the University of Melbourne in Australia has raised another issue facing women in academia – dress codes.

McCann mockingly created a tweet thread telling young women what to wear if they want to “get ahead” in the industry. She said if they followed her instructions it was “respectability guaranteed”.

Young women in academia you wanna get ahead listen up here's some appropriate dress recommendations for ultimate respectability guaranteed:

— Hannah McCann (@binarythis) July 8, 2019

She suggests several outfits for your next meeting, including a banana hat.

McCann told HuffPost UK: “I wrote the thread in a fit of annoyance after seeing one too many tweets about what women in academia should and shouldn’t wear. It’s something academic women think about a lot, because the profession is very gendered – the ‘intellectual’ is coded as male.”

Some say you should never wear large earrings when you give a talk because it implies you want to distract the audience. If you want to wear large earrings but not be thought an idiot, why not distract the audience from their femmephobic critique with this very fine banana hat pic.twitter.com/y4ZPVL16st

— Hannah McCann (@binarythis) July 8, 2019

Or a dress made out of bin bags because when you’re starting out in academia every penny counts.

Why not consider a dress made of literal trash bags. Sustainable AND affordable on a casual wage. pic.twitter.com/TigyJSX7iI

— Hannah McCann (@binarythis) July 8, 2019

Other suggestions including demon horse, bride, suit of armour – or our favourite one of all: dressing as an old, white man.

Nothing screams "respect and obey me" like a horse demon costume. Try it sometime for guaranteed success at your next department meeting. pic.twitter.com/SipVERzZvm

— Hannah McCann (@binarythis) July 8, 2019

Absolutely no one is going to mess with you in this baby. NO ONE would dare make a comment rather than ask a question at your next conference presentation if you don this outfit pic.twitter.com/bXjuFvUdrp

— Hannah McCann (@binarythis) July 8, 2019

People love brides. Why not make a wedding dress your daily garb. They won't even see your sharp feminist critiques coming! pic.twitter.com/4lPwm5iyj5

— Hannah McCann (@binarythis) July 8, 2019

And finally if all else fails, don't forget to crack out your "old white man" costume. Respect and citations are only a beard away! pic.twitter.com/h2iV6BXjls

— Hannah McCann (@binarythis) July 8, 2019

We have no choice but to stan.

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