‘Four In A Bed’ might not be destination viewing, but when we’re scrolling through our TV guide desperately searching for something to veg in front of that doesn’t feature ‘real’ housewives or a Kardashian, we invariably end up in a ‘Four In A Bed’ hole.
Like its natural TV bed fellow (sorry) ‘Come Dine With Me’, once you’ve watched the first episode, there’s no going back as the drama unfolds.
Not an episode goes by without accusations of ‘game play’, the mention of ‘cheap sausages’ or dust being discovered underneath the shag pile.
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Here’s the 26 things guaranteed to happen in every single episode...
1. The four sets of B&B owners meet each other, and are literally...
2. For literally 2 seconds...
3. But at least each couple have each other...
4. After being shown to their rooms, they’re all like...
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5. There’s just so much to take in...
6. Then they get to work
8. And when they find a single stray pube after stripping the bed of a duvet, three layers of sheets, a mattress protector and turning the bed upside down, they’re like...
9. But inside they’re really...
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10. Room inspections done, it’s time for the hosts to reveal what activity they have in store for their guests
11. Time for dinner and the chance for everyone to eye up the competition
12. And to make a good first impression
13. Alas, it doesn’t always go that way
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14. And so to bed
15. Wakey wakey! Rise and shine!
16. Breakfast is never a relaxed affair
17. But nothing’s too much trouble for the hosts
18. Meanwhile, in the kitchen...
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19. Breakfast done and dusted, it’s time for that all important feedback
20. This never ends well
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21. Initially, as the group gather to discuss their feedback, it’s all like...
22. Then that dirty plug hole gets brought up
23. And seriously, did they really need to mention the cheap sausage?
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