20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

Woof – it’s been a long week. If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets. We Shih Tzu not.

Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.

(And if you want some more, no need to beg – check out last week’s batch right here.)

From now on when my dog needs to do her business, I’m going to ask her if she needs to go out and take a Ted Cruz.
— Mayo 🇺🇦🌻 (@MayoIsSpicyy) May 29, 2022

just found out my ottoman is destroyed because this man decided to turn it into a hammock pic.twitter.com/aNgA7AZKKP
— ˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ (@FrickinDelanie) June 2, 2022

His face when I confronted him with his actions… guilty as shit. pic.twitter.com/giZILPKNnY
— they/them might be giants ☭ (@babadookspinoza) June 2, 2022

Oh my God. pic.twitter.com/N0UdbzplT2
— ً (@HutCat) June 2, 2022

why can't I pay my bills by posting cat pics on twitter. what am I doing wrong here
— 𝔉𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔞𝔱 (@fallingcatcult) May 30, 2022

Because you want to see a doggy living its best life.

pic.twitter.com/PIQzc6gHup
— Abyss Nature (@AbyssNature) May 31, 2022

You're telling me no one's adopted this haunted-ass dog? This li'l guy's seen, like, five ghosts, and no one's willing to take him in? I think that's messed up. pic.twitter.com/8OY9l9SHQ7
— Marie CCS (@Marie_ClySar) June 3, 2022

I can't stop thinking about this cat. I can't stop fucking laughing at how unfathomable fucking pissed off this creature is. The indignation. The furor. The ire.

This cat truly embodied what it means to say ">:3" pic.twitter.com/GbRl7uYmJv
— Calum (@CalumDotExe) May 30, 2022

incredibly important video pic.twitter.com/PvdL1W5EZY
— papa juice man 🦣 (@papajuiceman) June 2, 2022

This dog just gave birth to 2 puppies , this is her proud face ❤🥰 pic.twitter.com/XmPXP2cdhJ
— Happy Dog (@Happydog___) June 2, 2022

Submarine is following. It's a must-have item pic.twitter.com/bussb3eqFn
— translated cats (@TranslatedCats) June 2, 2022

holding our cats up to the window so they can see each other transcends the language barrier between me and my neighbor
— alexa (@mariokartdwi) June 3, 2022

Happy dog.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Jf977gECsT
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 29, 2022

This is Indiana, Harlow and Reese. Harlow only sleeps well in the center of a dachshund sandwich. Thankfully, Indiana and Reese are always available. 14/10 for all pic.twitter.com/TFdhj6XjFV
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 1, 2022

💙 BE PET
GAY DOGS pic.twitter.com/nmu2V0ZRnC
— Harmony Friends (🎀🌊🌟💙👻⚡&… · θΔ) (@sylveon_and_co) June 2, 2022

Cats know good people, even when they're made of bronze. pic.twitter.com/47PYsILmFO
— Lorenzo The Cat (@LorenzoTheCat) June 2, 2022

What a stage 11 clinger looks like pic.twitter.com/jHjHUuznOU
— Relax My Cat (@RelaxMyCat) June 2, 2022

Important annoucement: the kittens have discovered the top platform of the cat tree. pic.twitter.com/2FRpEJJ1Lt
— Ellen (@flyingsnow) May 29, 2022

pic.twitter.com/Q1pLJ2QrRi
— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) June 3, 2022

it’s then replying to a picture of that dog for me pic.twitter.com/VK26rYj0Nf
— brë (@lvlstothis) June 3, 2022

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